Useless Products

It's been over a month since I posted some bad products, well, here it is again. Expect another one this month or early next month because I have a lot of them. Remember, these are real useless products that can be labeled either as useless, straight up stupid, or ridiculous. Click on the name of the product for further information, including pricing!

Hello Kitty Laptop: Unless you are a little girl, I can't imagine anyone buying this. Not only does this look ridiculous, but it is the only laptop that no one will steal... unless that's what you are looking for in a laptop, no-theft technology.
The Hillary Clinton Nutcracker: Want to crack some Republican nuts? Do it with the Hillary Clinton Nutcracker!
Gigantic Horn Speakers: If you are in the market for an expensive retarded looking unbelievable loud speaker that sounds like crap, if so, I have some good news for you. For $19,916, this baby can be all yours.
Cane Map: This is just so stupid. Old people don't need maps because they don't travel looking for an adventure. And if you are a young person with a cane, you wouldn't need a map because you can hardly walk, if you could walk, then you wouldn't need a cane.
Butt Plug: Finally you can light your room up with ass.
Farty Pants: I'm going to say it, this might revolutionize the pants we wear. I mean, look at it, it's... the dumbest shit ever.

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