In The News *AMERICAN EDITION*

Here is what is in the news all across the United States:

- A man in Missouri may get 30 years to life after he stole a 52-cent doughnut. But what if he stole something that was $1, would he then get the death sentence? Damn.

- In New York, a Brooklyn High School has banned students from dressing up on Halloween this year because a year ago, a student came to school dressed as Adolf Hitler. Oh the irony.

- Recent reports suggest that cocaine prices have soared up in 37 states in the U.S. because of the U.S.-Mexico crackdown on illegal drugs. But we all know the real truth why prices have gone up. Damn it Keith Richards, save some for the rest of us.

- In Arkansas, a 10-year-old boy took a school bus and led police on a chase. In the end, no one was injured, but the child driver was applauded for driving 44 miles without something like this happening: