Joke: Looking For Work

If you don't live in Michigan, you probably will wont get this joke.

A Japanese doctor says "medicine in my country is so advanced, that we can take a kidney out of a man, put it it another, and have both out looking for work in 6 weeks."

A German doctor says, "that's nothing. We can take a lung out of a person, put it another, and have both out looking for work in 4 weeks."

A British doctor says, "in my country, medicine is so advanced, that we can take half a heart of a person, put it another, and have both of them out looking for work in 2 weeks."

Finally, a Canadian doctor, not to be outdone, interjected, "you guys are way behind. We took a woman, with no brains, sent her to Michigan, where she became a Governor, and now half the state is out looking for work."