In The News

This is a post for Monday, I was busy so I'm posting it right now.

Here is what is in the news for today:

- In Milwaukee, a man wielding a samurai sword and wanting revenge on a friend went to the wrong apartment where he attacked a man and severed his fingers. Talk about bad room service.

- In Ohio, a man who got so aggravated because a family wouldn't sell him the house that they promised, got revenge by sawing the house in half lengthwise. Lincoln was so wrong when he said "a house divided against itself cannot stand." Uh... yes it can.

- In New Jersey, an investigation is in place after a swastika was found to be cut into an cornfield. This furthers evidence that the Nazis are aliens.

- In a recent study, one quarter of American teens believe there are benefits to Meth. And they say children are our future, I say we're all doomed.

- In Croatia, a lighting strikes a home where a woman was brushing her teeth which caused the lightning to go from her mouth and exit out from her bottom. Wow, that must be the ultimate fart blast.