In The News

Here is what is in the news for today:

- In Minnesota, a donkey is happily once again eating grass after it fell and was rescued from an abandoned well. What a dumbass.

- In California, Pitzer college is offering a class all about YouTube and all students have to do is watch videos online and learn about the Internet culture. Finally a school that understands our likes, less time studying, more time watching crap online.

- An Albanian die-hard soccer fan set his van on fire in anger after the national soccer team lost to the visiting Dutch team. Then when the firefighters came, they failed to extinguish the blaze because someone had stolen their water. Talk about a fucking bad day.

- In Russia, people are getting a day off on Wednesday so they can go home and have sex as a way to help increase the population. This move is also fueling another increase, child support claims.

- In China, just as things seem they can't get any worse from lead infected toys to food poisoning products, it has. China is now warning users to be careful when downloading Moon Cake E-Cards because they might contain viruses. Damn, even digital food isn't safe there anymore.