In The News

Here is what is in the news this week:

- Disney has announced that they plan on sticking with the High School Musical star, Vanessa Hudgens, after a nude photo of her found itself on the internet. After viewing the nude photo myself, I would stick with her too.

- In Minnesota, a man robbed a woman of her keys and her cellphone, removed her shoes, and licked her toes. More proof that too much pussy foot is bad for you.

- Also in Minnesota, a man allegedly tried to rob a home but lost his clothes in a scuffle with an elderly homeowner and then tried to streak away but was arrested. Lost his clothes? What the Hell was this guy wearing? A towel?

- In California, a carpenter was caught nude while working on the job but will not be charged with indecent exposure. I don't know about all of you, but I wouldn't want to see another man's tool, bolts and nuts.

- In China, a Chinese family found out there was something wrong with their mineral water after they gave it to their chicken and it died. Later the problem was discovered, it was made in China.