Useless Products

Well, here it is again. More real useless products that can be labeled either as useless, straight up stupid, or ridiculous. Click on the name of the product for more information, including pricing!

Mr. Tengu: A USB Product that does pretty much nothing except blink lights. Gnarly dude.
Moon Night Light: This is one of the most creepiest product to sleep with. Plus, not only is it creepy, it will also leave you blind, eventually.
The Rubber Smile: Do you have a hard time smiling? Do you know of someone who needs a nice big smile? If so, this product will force it out of you. If you look at the picture, the girl is all happy, so you know this must be good!
Wanko Ice Cream: Now you can treat your dog with dog ice cream. Sure, it sound like a great idea, but would you want to feed your dog anything if it had the word "Wanko" in it?
Virtual Train Simulator: If you want to bore your children so much that they start thinking about killing themselves, then this is a must have. All you do in this game is drive a train... wow... what fun.
The Pussy Foot: Have you ever dreamed of stick your dick in a foot? If so, this will make your dream come true. Foot fucking, seriously, WTF?

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