In The News
Here is what is in the news for today:
- Fox has canceled the new reality show "Anchorwoman" after it barely got any viewing members. Damn, I can't believe I was the only one watching.
- A German man left his dead mother in her favorite armchair at their home for more than two years because he could not face organizing a funeral. That's exactly what the mother wanted, to keep living with her loser son.
- A Northern Ireland man bit his girlfriend's pet snaked and said that it "tasted lovely," lawyers testified. Then an American man appeared, ate the snake, puked, and said, "you're crazy. This snake tastes uncooked."
- Authorities in Australia will give 200 prisoners a weekend off if they are needed during an upcoming summit of Asia-Pacific leaders. That's exactly what a summit needs, more criminals.
- A woman in Russia, set her ex-husband's penis on fire while he was drinking vodka and watching television naked. And you thought you ex-wife was a crazy bitch.
2 comments:
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(You won't believe how many scam blogs I came across just clicking on the titles that came up in the feature! Very glad that this one is genuine. And funny! Double score.)
Thanks for the nice comment. I'm glad you like it.
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