In The News

Here is what is in the news for today:

- 18 men in Nigeria are big trouble after they went to a party dressed as women. Great, another country which I can't go to.

- A Russian newspaper has put out a step-by-step guide for anyone who wants to get a body like President Putin. Am I the only one who thinks that no one wants to have a body like President Putin?

- Latvia's former President, Vaira Vike-Freiberga, is thinking about using eBay to sell all of the clothes she bought while being President because that's what she spent all her money on. By the looks on the picture below, she could have used the money for some facial procedures.

- In Deerpark, New York, people are angry because all of the police officers went to a Hooters Bar in another town leaving Deerpark without any local police coverage for the night. When the police office were asked for a comment, they only said they responded to an "80085" code red.
Note: Typing 80085 on calculator resembles the word "boobs."

- China has seen a large growing social changes that have forced Chinese authorities to add 171 English terms as part of the Chinese culture. Terms that will be added are "Hello," "Super size, please," and "Bitch, where's my money?"