In The News

Here is what is in the news for today:

- A South African man who was shot near the hips three weeks ago was rejected by three hospitals and told to "walk the pain off." When the man was asked what kind of insurance he had, he said, "Walk It Out by DJ Unk."

- In Britain, a female juror was kicked out from jury duty and arrested because she was listening to music on her MP3 player. Here's a little prediction: An American juror brings an IPod Video to watch porn during trial, Judge confiscates the IPod, returns from the bathroom a few hours later..

- In Amsterdam, a 13-year-old boy was fishing when he caught a scuba diver by his lips. Later on, he reported that it was the tastiest fish he had ever eaten.

- In Germany, a young couple's first time sex experience was put on a hold after the attic bedroom caught on fire due to some candles. When they were asked how they planned their next sexual encounter, they replied, "the American way. A six pack and the back seat of an old car."

- A Chinese couple was denied naming their child "@" because the Chinese government will not accept any name that doesn't belong to the Chinese minority languages. And just when I thought I was going to name my Chinese baby "Cuckoo Puffs"...