In The News

Here is what is in the news for today:

- In Kentucky, a man is in jail after he tried to rob a liquor store while his mask consisted nothing more than duck tape wrapped around his face. The robber probably would have gotten away, but he got caught in a 'sticky' situation.

- An Australian couple created an Facebook account for their to-be-child to keep family and friends updated on the pregnancy. However, this caused them to get over 100 friend requests. You know you're a total loser when you want to make friends with a fetus.

- In Indiana, a mother is prosecuted for posing as her son's wife. Only in Indiana can you have a mother and be married to her at the same time.

- A man in Florida who was so upset with God, he drove his truck right into church. When he was asked for a comment, he said he wanted to 'ram' God this time.

- In Pennsylvania, cremated human remains were found in package inside a mailbox. Inside the package there was a message that said, "now you play with Grandma."