In The News

Here is what is in the news for today:

- An Arkansan couple welcomed their 17th child to the family. When they were asked if they planned on having more kids, they said yes, until there is more of us than there are Chinese.

- A woman in Florida stripped all of her clothes in front of the Old State Capitol Building, jumped around a little bit, then she put her cloths back on, only to be arrested. She later was released on a $500 bail and was offered a job as a sexratery at the State Capitol Building.

- In Mexico, A woman is in trouble after the police found the body of her deceased husband by the bedside where he has been there for a year. This gives a brand new meaning to "getting some, even after you're long gone."

- In Rome, a Sicilian mother took her 61-year-old son's house keys, cut off his allowance, and took him to the police station because he stayed out late. Later the mother confessed to the real reason, so he can finally move out of the damn house!

- In Sweden, a Swedish woman is in big trouble after attacking her husband and damaging his testicles. The man needed 24 stitches and hospitalization after the attack. When the woman was asked why did she attack him, she said "you don't fuck with Sweden's."