In The News

Here is what is in the news for today:

- A female officer who works for the Chicago Police Department has sued the department and won because her male officers placed porn in her mailbox everyday for the last six months. When she was asked for a comment, she said she wanted gay porn, but all she got was straight.

- In North Carolina, thieves have stolen almost $35,000 worth of underwear from Victoria's Secret Stores. The police believe the stolen underwear will be either sold on the streets or be sniffed up by perverts.

- Bally Fitness filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy yesterday. Bally Fitness is known to be one of the largest U.S. health club operators. You know that America is at its fattest when you have one of the biggest health clubs in danger of closing.

- In Vancouver, a man is rescued after he chained himself to a tree in an attempt suicide. When he was asked how he was going to kill himself, he said he never really thought it out through.

- In London, the British police are looking for a man after he pinched a female reporter's bottom, while reporting. Best of all, it was all caught on tape:

Damn, either she is a pro or one cold bitch.