In The News *EUROPEAN EDITION*

Here is what is in the news all across Europe:

- A British woman has given birth to rare identical triplets which only occurs 1 in every 200 million births. When reporters wanted a comment from the husband, he was reported missing.

- A poll shows that the British are the most annoying, least friendly, and snore the loudest on airplane flights. The Americans held the previous title, but were overthrown unexpectedly. Don't worry everyone... if we unite, we shall hold this proud achievement once again.

- In a recent study, as many as 11 million British motorists don't know how to read a road map. It just keeps getting worse for the British...

- A Zealand couple wants to name their child "Superman" after the government refused to register their first selection, "4Real." I can just imagine their child saying, "Gee, thanks mom, my name is super!"

- In Amsterdam, a life sized Lego man was fished out of the sea after he was seen floating. The Police aren't sure why he was in the water, but they believe drugs played a role. You heard it here first, Lego people do exist, just like Santa Claus.