In The News *BRITISH EDITION*

Here is what is in the news all across Britain:

- In London, a female customer who was trying to call British telecoms operator BT Group (telephone company) was left on hold, altogether for 20 hours. British telecoms operator BT Group, it's sound more like the British version of the new At&T.

- A midget performer in Britain got his penis stuck into a vacuum during an act of his. This is how you know you hit a low point. When your performance is getting your dick sucked by a vacuum.

- On the show "Britain's Got Talent" a sick twisted magician that goes by the name of "Dr. Gore," not only has he disgusted many viewers, but he also put watchdogs on alert. Here's one of the acts:


Here's another act for your pleasant viewing.

I love the audience response, "you're horrible!"