In The News

Here is what is in the news for today:

- An 88-year-old man in Florida was finally honored as an Eagle Scout after many attempts. Unfortunately, he was later demoted after checking out the young boys during a shower. Ever since the incident, he has earned the nickname from his teammates as "Nasty Dick."

- Also in Florida, fireman save six cats from a burning building. Then the crazy cat lady appeared and threw them right back into the burning house.

- A homeless couple is in big trouble after having sex on a median of a busy street. One witness even called the police because he thought some was getting raped. Oh, the joy of bum sex.

- In Buenos Aires, Argentina, doctors had to operate on a man using the cellphone light after the power went off. And you thought Hamtramck was ghetto, not even close.

- In Beijing, China, a base for breeding pandas will now offer souvenirs made from real panda poop. Now you can make all of your friends jealous after you tell them that you have panda shit.