In The News

Here is what is in the news for today:

- A police officer in Dallas was shot with his own taser by a woman who was visiting his home. Even though this may seem extreme, the two reported that they were only trying to get kinky... "Shock me baby." "Okay." BZZZZ!

- In Italy, Italians can finally start using the "V-Word" again after the highest court of Italy ruled that it will no longer punish people using it. The "V-Word" is like the English "F-Word" but when translated it means "F-off." Is this even necessary? In Italy, if someone is bugging you, you don't tell them "Vaffanculo!" Instead you have them whacked.

- A bull runner in Spain lost his visitation rights after he and his 10-year-old son ran with the bulls. When asked about it, he said he wanted his son to experience what he was experiencing, shitting his pants.

- A man in Germany got so frustrated with his computer that he threw it out of the window in the middle of the night. However, the police gave the man a break after they found out he was using Microsoft Windows 95.

- In India, a female government minister said on Monday concerning all the woman of India not to trust their man because they are fueling the HIV epidemic with their sexual behavior. Later on, Bill Clinton came on air and called the female minister a crazy bitch.