In The News

Here is what is in the news for today:

- A doctor in Florida will not go to jail after he dressed up as Captain America and then went to grope a woman while having a burrito in his pants. The photo below is the doctor in handcuffs. When the doctor was asked what he was thinking? He responded by saying that there were no pockets on his costume to place his burrito in. I hate to admit it, but he's right.

- Snoop Dogg will have his own reality series on E! Entertainment Television that will debut later in the year. The network strongly believes that smoking weed and being high on national television will bring smokin' ratings.

- In London, Lawyers and Judges will end the tradition of wearing horse-hair wigs in non-criminal cases. They decided to break this style after they finally realized that wearing wigs that came from hairs from horses near the ass went out of style a long time ago.

- An Indian Television Channel is looking for a great singer that will be broad casted in bathrooms all across the country. Unfortunately the whole idea was canceled after the only people who came to audition were Paris Hilton, Justin Guarini, and Sanjaya. Too bad they turned away Paris, she knows how to put a great show... or two. ;)

- Also in India, a number of children are experiencing nightmares after going to school which is located at a graveyard. One father had this to say, "they used to play and study together and finish their lunch boxes while sitting on top of concrete graves but now the ghosts have come to haunt them at night and they are falling ill." Hmmm... I wonder why.